Hug me, I'm Lambie

I know for a FACT he moved here to have me pee in his arse.

I will get around to that soon boy... no need to stress ;)

So my mum got some free samples of Boy Butter and I am stealing 2 packets. Curiosity has got the best of this little lamb. But beware I am not small where it counts baby!  No where to run, no where to hide... I am coming for you! Yes - You! Let's go!

I believe I can only hump other lambs/sheep that are meat eaters. Vegans have a problem getting their willies up and I am not down with that.. Also they are food nazi's and eating tofu/soy all the time that tastes almost like things does not cut it.. I'm sorry. Listening to Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues. I am not a Tom Waits fan. That is hipster music god BS. I need a vaykay soon to New York so I can terrorize @bsimi. He likes when I ruffle his feathers :)

My friend Yeti that lives in hungary. I met him online via the hello kitty forumz. He is not into social media. Whatever. He does not know this pic of him is posted online. :)

muahahhaha. He can suck cotton balls.